Namaste Mother Fucker

Orders usually ship within 48 hours via USPS Priority Mail. If you have an urgent need to cover your dirty mouth send us a message and we'll see what we can do.

Dirty Mouth Covers go on dirty mouths. We don't accept returns or refunds once the order is shipped. If theres a defect within the first 30 days let us know and we'll make it right. We want you to win the award for being the best dirty mouth coverer.

Because lawyers are the worst...

Our premium covers are washable and reusable. They’re made from 100% cotton exterior with a separate 300 thread count 100% cotton lining. They have adjustable elastic straps with silicone sliders to fit most faces.

You should know that our face covers are legit; however, they are intended for general, non-medical purposes. Our covers are not intended for health care professionals and are not intended for use in a health care facility as they are not designated as sterile, medical-grade, or FDA approved Personal Protective Equipment.

The CDC recommends that cloth face covers be used to slow the spread of germs. Cloth face covers should not be worn by children under the age of 2 or anyone who has trouble breathing, is unconscious, incapacitated, or otherwise unable to remove the mask without assistance.

Dirty Mouth Covers contain a wire contour. Please take care not to poke yourself or others, especially after washing your cover.

Do not leave children unattended with a face cover. There is a wire for face contouring, small parts on the adjustable elastic, and enclosed straps that may go around a small person's head or neck.

Use common sense.